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Married — 30 Years — with Children

December 13th, 2012 No Comments

We started out young and dumb, and next week will find us middle aged and wiser. Tuesday the Norwegian Artist and I celebrate 30 years of marriage. One man, one woman, who decided to throw our lots in together and see where our combined energy, talent, drive, and love would take us in a world [...]

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The Seasonal, Annual, Holiday, Snuffling Cold

November 28th, 2012 2 Comments

I feel yucky. My nose is stuffed, I cough — twice — every 30 seconds, I can’t hear through the plugging of my ears, there’s a chill that has nothing to do with a draft, my lithesome form drapes lethargically over the sofa like a 19th century Gothic novel heroine, and when I talk I [...]

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Black Friday — Shopping Can Be Fun, Really

November 19th, 2012 No Comments

Any of you with teenagers know that you’re frequently unpopular with them for major issues like, say, breathing, and for awhile, our policy of not buying electronics, CDs, DVDs, or digital detritus really affected our poll numbers. “But it’s what I WANT,” they argued. “Don’t you want to buy me a gift that I WANT?” [...]

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The Politics of Pinching Peaches

August 2nd, 2012 No Comments

Generally, the produce department of a grocery store is a quiet place. Pinching peaches, while it is a dreadful practice, doesn’t result in sounds from the peaches. I imagine, however, that the people who work in the produce department scream inside when they walk by and see this being done. So it was with mild [...]

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Lost in the Box Store — Where Are the Socks?

May 31st, 2012 2 Comments

For years, whenever I wanted to fully express the abject monotony of a mind-numbingly tedious task, I drew upon the comparison of buying a pack of socks. How wrong I was. Humbled now, wrung by a recent shopping ordeal, I determined that never again will I discount so lightly an undertaking which, far from being [...]

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Middle Aged Plague

Carolyn Henderson's Observations of Modern Life's Oddities and Ends

Posts Tagged ‘signed’

Married — 30 Years — with Children

The Seasonal, Annual, Holiday, Snuffling Cold

Black Friday — Shopping Can Be Fun, Really

The Politics of Pinching Peaches

Lost in the Box Store — Where Are the Socks?

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