For years, whenever I wanted to fully express the abject monotony of a mind-numbingly tedious task, I drew upon the comparison of buying a pack of socks. How wrong I was. Humbled now, wrung by a recent shopping ordeal, I determined that never again will I discount so lightly an undertaking which, far from being [...]
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Lost in the Box Store — Where Are the Socks?
May 31st, 2012
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The Weakness of PowerPoint
April 25th, 2012
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In order to extract maximum impact from today’s literary essay, you need to pretend that you’re sitting in a crowded room, staring at a PowerPoint presentation on the giant screen in front of you. You’re staring at a PowerPoint presentation on the giant screen in front of you. Gracious. Did I just repeat myself, word [...]
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