I’m sure that you’re all very nice people, but please don’t be offended if I say that I’m not interested in watching your lives on a reality show. You certainly don’t want to see mine. Like now — I’m sitting in front of the keyboard, typing. I’ll do this for hours, occasionally taking a break [...]
Posts Tagged ‘dreams’
Reality TV Shows: Your Real Life Is So Much Better
May 9th, 2012
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Zombies, Vampires, Vulcans, and Aliens — They May Be Make Believe, But We See Them Everyday
October 19th, 2011
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What is it with zombies already? College Girl and her friends toss everything else aside, including homework, when The Walking Dead comes on, and they sprawl about chomping popcorn while grisly ashen, ratty tatty skinned Frankenstein things lurch on screen, making the same sounds little kids make when they’re playing cars. Of course, college students [...]
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Easy Dinner Idea: Teach a Teen to Cook
September 1st, 2011
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The most delightful thing is happening in the kitchen: one of the progeny is making lunch. Now just how delightful this is depends upon which progeny: College Girl cooks like the tornado that killed the Wicked Witch in the West, and the counters wind up so cluttered with dish detritus that the womans green body [...]
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