If you haven’t heard from me for awhile and you wonder where I’ve been, this is a good time to re-mention that I have changed my name from Middle Aged Plague to This Woman Writes. You can find, and follow, me at www.ThisWomanWrites.AreaVoices.com, and if you’re used to reading me on a particular newspaper blogging platform, [...]
Archive for the ‘Culture’ Category
Married — 30 Years — with Children
We started out young and dumb, and next week will find us middle aged and wiser. Tuesday the Norwegian Artist and I celebrate 30 years of marriage. One man, one woman, who decided to throw our lots in together and see where our combined energy, talent, drive, and love would take us in a world [...]
It’s a Good Hair Day and I Can Do Anything!
I am so ready to tackle the world today. I just got back from getting my hair cut, and for this one day, my hair will be perfect, and, as you know, when your hair is perfect, you can do anything. Theoretically, I should be able to repeat the “do” tomorrow, since I showed my [...]
Dating Richard Gere
Lately the folks at Pandora Radio, through one of their pop up windows, have been trying to set me up on a date with hot guys in the 50s, all of whom look like Richard Gere. You’d think that, nailing my age more accurately than most of my friends, these cyber match makers would know [...]
Are They Brats or Simply Bored Children?
I just spent 90 minutes in a 12 x 15 room with a bored two-year old. Its not enough that the room didnt have toys and books, it also didnt have padded walls, which I would have used even if the Toddler did not. What it did have was a flat screen, and apparently the [...]
We’re Not Environmentally Sensitive — We’re Cheap
The Norwegian Artist and I have never worried about steering our little raft through the middle of the stream, which is good, since according to our four progeny we are hopelessly on the edge. The other day, however, we discovered that, without our changing any of our odd habits, we have become cool, contemporary, and [...]




