Archive for the ‘Art’ Category

Married — 30 Years — with Children

We started out young and dumb, and next week will find us middle aged and wiser. Tuesday the Norwegian Artist and I celebrate 30 years of marriage. One man, one woman, who decided to throw our lots in together and see where our combined energy, talent, drive, and love would take us in a world [...]

Baby Boomer Grandparents — Like everything else, we do it our way

There’s dried fettuccini on the bathroom floor, which is a variation from the usual wet towels, but this time it’s not the teenagers’ fault. Toddler has been rummaging around the cupboards, plunging fat sticky hands in the oatmeal, tossing raisins at the dog, and now playing pick up sticks with the pasta. I think I [...]

The Dog Ate My (extremely expensive, Italian leather, got them on sale) Sandals

For the longest time, I’ve wanted to write about my $129 leather sandals. Now that I’ve launched my image of chic chick who shimmies through Macy’s, picking up accessories with my recently French manicured, slim fingers and carelessly tossing the goods back to the servant following in my wake, perhaps I should mention that I [...]

Dating Richard Gere

Lately the folks at Pandora Radio, through one of their pop up windows, have been trying to set me up on a date with hot guys in the 50s, all of whom look like Richard Gere. You’d think that, nailing my age more accurately than most of my friends, these cyber match makers would know [...]

Easy Dinner Idea: Teach a Teen to Cook

The most delightful thing is happening in the kitchen: one of the progeny is making lunch. Now just how delightful this is depends upon which progeny: College Girl cooks like the tornado that killed the Wicked Witch in the West, and the counters wind up so cluttered with dish detritus that the woman’s green body [...]

Empty Nest Syndrome: Joie de Vivre Is Bittersweet

We just finished an unexpected visit with College Girl, an acronym she prefers to The Middle Child. Since she has headed off to the university, the four of us remaining have settled down to a quiet, smooth-running routine, something that was shot to pieces within the first hour of her dumping the dirty clothes bag [...]

Are They Brats or Simply Bored Children?

I just spent 90 minutes in a 12 x 15 room with a bored two-year old. It’s not enough that the room didn’t have toys and books, it also didn’t have padded walls, which I would have used even if the Toddler did not. What it did have was a flat screen, and apparently the [...]

We’re Not Environmentally Sensitive — We’re Cheap

The Norwegian Artist and I have never worried about steering our little raft through the middle of the stream, which is good, since according to our four progeny we are hopelessly on the edge. The other day, however, we discovered that, without our changing any of our odd habits, we have become cool, contemporary, and [...]

Internet Disconnection

You’ll be happy to know that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with my Internet connection, even though it cuts out a dozen times in a day, sometimes, and on other days it merrily chugs along. I would share your joy in my smoothly running variable speed situation if it weren’t for that random “cutting out a [...]

Sleeping Cats, Back to School Time, and the Link Between the Two

It’s amazing what you can learn by sitting on the porch all afternoon, watching the cats. Like this: cats sleep a lot. What is it — 18, 19 hours a day? I can understand why lions get exhausted, what with the difficulty of running down a zebra or a water buffalo, but lolling around the [...]

Subscribe to RSS Feed Follow me on Twitter!